Fashionably Dead by Robyn Peterman

Fashionably Dead

By Robyn Peterman

  • Release Date: 2013-09-02
  • Genre: Paranormal
Score: 4.5
4.5
From 73 Ratings
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Description

Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist. 

At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? 

Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. 

To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One. 

Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride. 

***** 
“Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!” ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series

Reviews

  • Incredible!

    5
    By elissiaaa
    As a local reader, I truly appreciate this book! It has me craving for more and I can't get enough of it. It's a fascinating and original twist on the paranormal monsters we know. The moment I finished it, i knew had to get the second book. I've read it at least a good three times. Thank you for writing this!
  • Laughing in bed at 2am

    4
    By jc_now
    Oh my goodness, this book made me laugh out loud. While not my typical type of book I couldn't help but love the paranormal aspect that saturated every page. The love between Astrid & Ethan was fun & hot. The storyline CrAZY but exciting. It is a cliffhanger & I think I'm going to have to continue b/c the author introduced some really awesome characters that I'm sure take precedence in the upcoming books. Basically, read the book. If you've already tagged paranormal you should be ok. If paranormal isn't your first choice than mayhap skip this one as it will be too far fetched for you. Happy reading!
  • Love all her books!!

    5
    By Kelbel38
    Love this series, and all other books as well. Simply hysterical!!!
  • Hilariously original

    4
    By Catlinadances
    Freaking funny and sometimes over the top, I don't think another series has ever made me laugh and smile so much. Though many conventions and premises of the book make me mutter "yeah right. Of course". I found once you let go and let the author tell her story, that it is a wonderfully entertaining read. An instant fan of the authors werewolf/crazy granny/cross-dressing bff vampire books, I found this book a bigger jump from reality, but oh so fun to read. I highly recommend it as an entertaining break from reality. So much fun.
  • Entertaining concept but...

    1
    By Mezzo maven
    The author used the phrase "made me see Jesus" wayyyyy too much. There's an abundance of ways to describe such things without overusing the same tired phrase. I'd read the second book but I think it would just be more of the same.
  • Witty & fun

    3
    By Ladynighthawke
    Almost gave up on it, after a slow start, but skimmed ahead and found a lot of humour and action later on. Disappointed in having a cliffhanger ending but I understand that it's needed to sell more books. Oh well.
  • Fashionably dead

    4
    By Pink lotus13A
    Hilarious! Great plot and characters. A page turner!

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