The Princess & the Penis by RJ Silver

The Princess & the Penis

By RJ Silver

  • Release Date: 2010-12-06
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 4
From 494 Ratings
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A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination.


  • Wondering

    By Riderpridegirl
    What does penis mean?
  • Can't let my mum read this...

    By kiakramo
    The short story was incredibly crass at times, but largely entertaining. My only complaint might be that it was so short.
  • Wow

    By HockeyBabe929
    Great story, through and through!!!
  • Nice

    By Fiorellinoxtina
    I really enjoyed reading this book! Recommending it to friends.
  • Enjoyed

    By Lstacy101
    I had mixed feelings about readings this short story but I'm glad to say that I'm very happy for having convinced myself to read, story is very light and fun. Truly enjoyable, guaranteed to leave you with a smile at the end:-)
  • Entertaining

    By Ohtum
    This was a fun short story to read. I definitely got a good laugh out of it. My fiancé as well.
  • Dissapointing

    By Doug 847
    after reading some reviews i downloaded this book, only to find a short immature read. truthfully, this book was one of the worst short stories ive read in years. firstly it had started out with an immature tone, and it seemed that the writer put little to no effort in creating a good story. i wouldn't be surprized if they just started writing with no idea where they wanted to take the story. it was implied that the writer thought that throughing a few immature jokes and a couple of bad "one liners" into a sloppilly writen plot turned it into good comedy, but if they were trying to make a decent story without effort, or time than i think they need to learn that it will take as long as needed to make a good story. not much else to say, if you are looking for any sort of plot or care for the story than i'd suggest looking somewhere else. (this is all just my opiniun, you may see somthing in the story that i do not, and might enjoy this book, we can all form different opiniuns)
  • Cool book

    By Listen Linda Honey
  • Oh my goodness!

    By Shadow Lurker
    I thought "Well, this sounds interesting," but at the end I was laughing my pants (actually pj's) off! I especially loved the Land of Schlongdia! XD

    By Lydelle
    See above. 'Nuff said.